So you think YOU are badass?
You have nothing on this guy …
Gotta love these Kiwis
Man Fights Off Shark. Stitches His Own Wounds. Goes To Get A Beer At The Pub
AGENCE FRANCE PRESSE
JAN. 28, 2019
A New Zealand doctor fought off an attacking shark with a knife before heading ashore to stitch his own wounds and on to the nearest pub for a beer, reports said Tuesday.
James Grant was spearfishing near Colac Bay on the southern coast of New Zealand on Saturday when he felt the shark wrap its jaws around his leg.
"(I thought) bugger, now I have to try and get this thing off my leg," he told Radio New Zealand.
"I sort of just fought the shark off. The shark got a few stabs. The knife wasn’t long enough though," he later told Fairfax Media.
After getting rid of the shark, Grant swam ashore and stitched his cuts using a first aid kit he kept in his vehicle for when his pig-hunting dogs were injured.
He and his friends then abandoned their fishing expedition and went to a nearby tavern where he was given a beer for himself and a bandage for the wound to stop blood dripping on the floor.
"It would have been great if I had killed it because there was a fishing competition on at the Colac Bay Tavern," Grant said.
shiiiiit that sick be twat!
MrGreen is even harder then that you should see his his battlescar
Dude I shit you not this is a mates mate. I saw him commenting on a mates facebook page. So kiwi the way he dealt with it haha.
@maynzie are you talking about my spare scar from the aggressive tribes people down south?
Wasn’t that your other mates story G man?
What’s his name? Ruben?
^^ Yeah, poor Maynzie.
Reminds me of the Canadian who fist fights a bear and wins
I was working up in Darwin, Australia when this happened:
The 36-year-old man, who had been turfed out of a Broome tavern for being drunk, told police he climbed into Fatso’s enclosure at a crocodile park, owned by well-known bushman Malcolm Douglas, because he wanted to give him a pat.
He has attempted to sit on its back and the croc has taken offence to that and has spun around and bit him on the right leg.
"For an unknown reason, the crocodile has let him go and he’s managed to scale the fence and exit the park."
Police spokeswoman Julie Hansen said 80-year-old Fatso had been the man’s second choice, after he earlier broke into a compound containing two crocodiles.
After failing to get the attention of the female crocodile he then climbed into Fatso’s crib, she said.
He told police he crept up behind the 800-kilogram croc, sat on its back and attempted to pat it when it chomped down on his calf, near his right knee.
He made his way back to the nearby tavern to get help after the attack, about 10.15pm yesterday.